This new made pair full happy were,
And happy might remain'd,
If his help mate had never ate,
The fruit that was restrain'd.
Tho' Adam's wife destroy'd his life,
In manner that was awful;
Yet marriage now we all allow
To be both just and lawful.
But women must be courted first,
Because it is the fashion,
And so at times commit great crimes,
Caus'd by a lustful passion.
And now a days there are two ways,
Which of the two is right,
To lie between sheets sweet and clean,
Or sit up all the night;
But some suppose bundling in clothes
Do heaven sorely vex;
Then let me know which way to go,
To court the female sex.
Whether they must be hugg'd or kiss'd
When sitting by the fire
Or whether they in bed may lay,
Which doth the Lord require?
But some pretend to recommend
The sitting up all night;
Courting in chairs as doth appear
To them to be most right.
Nature's request is, grant me rest,
Our bodies seek repose;
Night is the time, and 'tis no crime
To bundle in your clothes,
Since in a bed a man and maid,
May bundle and be chaste,
It does no good to burn out wood,
It is a needless waste.
Let coats and gowns be laid aside,
And breeches take their flight,
An honest man and woman can
Lay quiet all the night.
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