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"Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 152, January 3, 1917"

So give
us the word, ?SCHINES AND Co.--not many words, please, but just _one_
word--and we'll tackle him as he ought to be tackled and put a pinch
of Attic salt on his tail. We don't want _this_ PHILIP, but we _do_
want a fillip of our own. Meanwhile, are we downhearted? I _don't_
think.
(_Another powerful philippic by Mr. Demosthenes next week._)
* * * * *
WHAT TO DO WITH OUR PRISONERS.
"Private Jones, V.C., single handed captured 102 Germans;
limited number for sale, best offers; proceeds military
hospital."--_Bazaar_.
* * * * *
"The towing to Madrid of the Greek steamer _Spyros_ lacks
confirmation."--_Daily Telegraph_.
We always had our doubts about the report.
* * * * *
"Nevertheless, though nobody has ever sympathised with the
goose that laid the golden eggs, it is now widely recognized
that it was bad policy to kill him."--_G.B. Shaw in "The
Times_."
Even in War-time, you will notice, "G.B.S." cannot get away from the
sex-problem.
* * * * *
FREMDENBLATT.


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